[PVRCNC] PVRC NC-East December chapter meeting

[KAZeringue]

Comrades!

Please schedule yourselves to queue in orderly fashion for the next 
meeting of the NC-East chapter of the Potymkinski Village Radio 
Club(formerly more inaccurately called "Potomac Valley Radio Club").

This meeting will be on Thursday Dec 5th at the normal time/ normal 
location, as always, outlined at:
 > http://pvrcnc.org/

New Progressive contest rules will be discussed such as equalizing 
points per QSO, and the new all around Kontest score equalizer, the zero 
multiplier. That's right!!!! Every QSO is a zero multiplier!! These new 
rules are certain to equalize Kontest outcomes for all.  K1DG will now 
be winner of all contests, just like for the ever popular Poisson d'Avril.

While there we will also celebrate completely sectarian 
non-denominational Winter Solstice holiday season.  Adult beverages such 
as the Amerikkkanski 807 will be tolerated if you have enough 
Potymkinski Village issue rubles(formerly more inaccurately called 
'dollars') to buy them.  Members attempting to purchase items with gold, 
silver, or other precious metals will have these items confiscated, and 
be issued shovels and transport for shovel ready tower projects at N3ND 
or N4GU.

While the supply truck from the home office in the Potymkinski Village 
may be late, we expect a FEMA shipment of Kontest training devices from 
comrade Atbashian at the Peoples Cube.  See:
 > http://thepeoplescube.com/images/ThePeoplesCubeManual.png

As always, NSA recordings of this message have been made, and all 
persons accessing this message may be subject to interrogation.  Just 
concentrate on delivering answers in CW and you will be fine.

73 de w4kaz, comrade fooobar