[PBARC] REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED

[E Glenn Wolf Jr]

Subject: REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED


REWARD OFFERED

A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION
LEADING TO THE ARREST OF THIS DESPERATE CRIMINAL: HOP-A-LONG
CAPACITY

THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A WESTERN PRIMARY
CELL WHERE HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS
CHAMBER.

HE WAS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED
MILLIHENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE
JOULES. HE IS ARMED WITH A CARBON ROD AND IS A POTENTIAL
KILLER. CAPACITY IS ALSO CHARGED WITH DRIVING DC MOTOR OVER
A WHEATSTONE BRIDGE AND REFUSING TO LET THE BAND-PASS.

IF  ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER SERIES OF RESISTANCE. THE
ELECTROMOTIVE FORCE SPENT THE NIGHT SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A
MAGNETIC FIELD, WHERE HE HAD GONE TO EARTH. THEY HAD NO
SUCCESS AND BELIEVED HE HAD RETURNED OHM VIA A SHORT
CIRCUIT.

HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY
CURRENT WHO WAS PLAYING A HARMONIC.



For Those Who Understand, No Explanation Is Necessary.
For Those Who Do Not Understand, No Explanation Is Possible.

WD5DBC
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