[OKDXA] Slackers

[N5PA]

Jerry:

I guess I am out of the loop and do not know what is going on.  I have been
extremely busy plucking chickens lately.  I have been putting in 100 hour
weeks most of this year.  I have three weeks of vacation that I have to take
before October 1st and it looks like I will not even come close to using it.

What is going on and what is the meaning of this.  I am more than confused
by it.  Can you enlighten me Oh DX Czar?

73,
Alan, N5PA


-----Original Message-----
From: k5yaa [mailto:k5yaa at aol.com] 
Sent: Thursday, August 05, 2010 3:07 AM
To: erikmartin44 at gmail.com
Subject: [OKDXA] Slackers



Erik my Son:  

First let me send a note to a couple of my friends who have been busy
mopping up oil on the Mississippi coast to earn 100 a day as mop counters
for the ones that are getting bigger bucks cleaning birds and picking up tar
balls to make the world a bGREENER p[lace.

Hey Darryl ( K5CQT the O sorter - he sorts for all the zeros in the world of
QSL cards except that ZEROman in Plano who don't need anymore )
Alan N5PA the best chicxken plucker in the southeast 
and Big BOSS Floyd N5FG the holder of more BS cans than any other fellow in
our hobby.  Most of the contens in those cans are his.

Gents - get out your arsenals in case ther is any leakage from the oil pits
most of eriks enemies will end up in if they ask him to "PLEASE BE MY
FRIEND?"

Alan help me out and read this note to N5FG and K5CQT and my dear friend the
C sorter KC5LK that bandit who used to ride in the back of a Vigilante (
what a concept ) it took the Federal boys allthose years to figue ourt out
how to get rid of riftraff. We ahd a riffraff killer device built when
Geronimo was buried here.  Anybody that gets to Alabama tell Jess N4HPL A
sorter maybe Z - and Om W4PGC ( really OM at 88 A or Z Editors note : I get
my alphabets mixed around sometimes it don't matter in OK or AR - they don't
have one in TX just a grunt sort of language two grunts means take a shit
and one means eat." end of editors comments. here... ) 

To all the BCCs listed on this email - get out your ropes. And water those
trees well - we are maybe back in business.  Mississippi all over again!

OK, now back to bizness - no Liid not that kind of business.

Erik my son - 

Let the YODA and great sage of amateur radio give you some advice.  I would
use morse but people reading this either have one of two things.

An inability to copy much faster than 50 like you and me.
or have only marveled at a Vibroplex thinking of a massage or lovely masseus

or they only carry mosquito cleaning machines on their belts - I call it a
lovebug or kill a buncha bugs shack on the belt - I never knew it was
something at Field Days to whack them varmits dead or to clean up all the
BBQ sauce that gets slopped around by the SSB ops.

I use RAID and have never had one of them high teck bug killers on my belt
loop.

OK, now back to bizness  - I have been known to continually run in a loop
like the sofware I had to write during my GLIDING years at American Airlines
- the stuff just glided around in the cubes of their data network
engineering offices and would now and then send me a fat check thinking me
for all my hard work - I worked DXCC every day while at home during those
years.  Nobody ever messed with me.... so bare with me.
 
Erik my son - If you receive a request of facebook 

Wait a minute I want you aware Erik that I have notified all my friends in
Oklahoma, Texas and around the world - even that fun loving QSL sending
fellow from finland Mr. Grand Marty Lane - the owner of more spas 
and cell phone numbers ( traitor ) around the world than any other human
being of our efforts to protect your hands from your and our enemies.  

Now let me see where was I oh yes Back To Business- 

But First - Lieutenant. Dan K1TO - ( editor note I call them ARMY guys by
their rank it keeps them in line ) Mr Lieutenant Dan, I may have ccd you a
couple of times because we all need your help checking the logs of the OKQP
and sending out this years bottles of hot sauce provided by another Big
Daddy of ham radio and physician of the people - I guess those are people in
Lousyana be a bunch of mules he works on in between handing grapes to
vistors named TREE - funny handle -  regardless Mr. Lieutenant Dan I want to
be sure you recive a copy  ( editor K5YAA knows how the Lt.likes to receive
paper logs ) Mr Lt Dan you to get a copy of this potential declaration of
war on all the slackers of the world.

Now where was I?

Oh yes,

My son Erik - 

little letters because the Grand Daddy of all FaceBooks is our hobby - if
you RX a bunch of teletypes or radiograms asking you to "PLEASE BE MY
FREIND" from users of that sleezy site just let your old Dad get out his
torch and burn every one of them for you so you willnot scare those nimble
CW morse sending 100+ WPM .  Alot of people in this world including our Ham
Brothers and Comrades in Arms don't have a useful thing to do all day but go
around whining about " I WISH SOME YOUNGSTER WOULD BE MY FRIEND - I NEED
LOVE TOO"  Let me give you some advice - if they are not from our beloved
state of OKLAHOMA - the home to the greatest competitors and writers and
doctors on this earth then you have my permission to shoot them with that
musket I bought and showed you how to use. Or, to save you some trouble - I
will shoot them for you or my son an 82nd Airborne Paratrooper will wipe the
whole crowd of whiney do nothing varmits with one blast from his aresenal he
has tucked away in hi
 s garage.  He has enough ammunition to take out the population of the
entire Middle East less those champions the Israelis 4X4 buds of ours  - I
shall have him take care of that problem while I have my other son Shawn
think of ingenious ways to dispose of the bodies.  I know you are amedical
genius in addition to being a better op than ZERO man N5TJ - that slaking
whimp - I whipped his ass copying callsigns in a pile up some group of
mind;les people put together on a set of tapes down or over in Kansas City
and Dayton to see who was the graetest of them all - Helkl they should have
just called them and I would have introduced myself and you.  Dumbasses -
what a waste of good recording tape.
 
Anyway, back to the problem of handling and executing crowd control.  Just
leave it up to me - I have a 70 foot cliff I get to practice with every ady
as I send tmt powerful signal to all parts of the world.  I don;t point my
tenners at Europe becauuse the noise is too much fpor those French whimps
and I don;t want to burn down the trees of tjhose turncoat British - anyway
they are some of the greatest brass pounders / slang talking morese senders
the world has ever listened too - them and ther aussie and new zealand
criminal hiding friernds.
 
Anyway, I said that already - I can have Shawn toss the bodies over that
cliff into the creek below - the one that Ken ASdams K5KA and Coy Day N5OK
almost fell into when they stepped to close to that cliff that has had that
whimp Charlie Boy I think his nmame is K5UA down in Lousy Ana was competing
against the time he called and dcried on my shoulder about me whipping his
ass in every CQWW CW test - He said "What are ytou using as an antenna"
Itold him a G5RV hanging over my cliff pointed to Europe - I informed him he
probably whipped my ass to Japan because I had to walk up a hill to help the
signal get ovr it toward Japan.  He said - "No you also whip my ass going in
that direction.  I told Charlie Boy -Hey go get you a good antenna - He said
"I have Force stuff and it is the best money can buy.  Itold him get a tower
and put them on t\op of it - He said thanks for the info and went back to
eating those nasty dirty Crawfish they call heavenly food down ther in the
swamp.  D
 amn, I never saw any reason to eat those things during the time I had to
wade around down ther in my business days.  I like ther red beans and rice
however and had a friends wife get insulted when I could not finish the 8th
plate full of 'em - I had a grand Maw Big Momto me and my Texas brothers
that could eat 10 times as much as my Big Daddy bur\t I never saw her put
awya more than 6 plates of the stuff at one sitting.  She could out eat and
cook any of my aunts and uncles and hell, she never wven sat behind the
steering weheel of a car. I think I now know why after having those 7 plates
of red beans and rice.
 
My friend GATORman can put away 25 bowls of thre stuff while winning any
contest ever devised ny mankind.  He is an animal - on the radio and anywher
ther are M7Ms and Coronas to drink.  What a beast he is
 
Anyawy, gee I think i said that already - my son Shawn is a real big man
juast like his brother Mark Both near 8 feet tall -and he wil toss the
bodies off my deck oput back or tote them down to the Verdigris river where
ther are always bodis of fat guys hanging their poles in the water to take a
pee just like ZEROman does.  Except ZETO man says well I just set another
world record - bullshit - a world record for holding in in the longets of
anyone thjat's the record - what a boondoggler tyhat guy is. I whipped his
ass in a code copying contest in Plano a couple of years -0 I aint seen his
face since and he always gives excuses likke he has to go take a pee when
you ask him to come share your high powered mobile trailer setup with you -
I will let you drive ZEROman but he stills just coswre under the nearest
table whining and petending to wipe the tears of dissapointment from his
face.  What a PU...Y that guy is.  All his friends in Texas root him on and
Marty Lane pays his fr
 eight to only get a world record in pissin when he emties that magic bottle
under his favorite brass rimmed table with some kind of sluchy radio picture
set up on it to make his sponsors and friends think he is act\ually setting
the nexthighest unreachable score in some lame radio contest the europeans
devised.
 
Enough alreafy you say - just rest assured if any old fart bothers you don't
mess up your beautiful hand son them just give me a call ay my business
"MEAN SONS OF A SUZABITCH OKIE, LLC. We did a LLC anticipating some day we
would actually get some revenue from our efforts to turn the middle east
into glass.  Our day may well have come.
 
Rest easy my son - WE HAVE YOUR BACK in OKIELAND

The most competitive region on the face of the earth .  Them Texicans are
all a bunch of whimps. So are those turn coats who build grand stations on
somebodies Pennsylvania property.  You can trust most Floridians Oregoneans
and eben some of those over taxed Califonans in lala land - just don't
answer the door unless I have them on that list I sent you son.
 
Your Dad,

my son erik - I want you to be aware of vermin that may appear at your
facebook doorstep in the morning whining - - loopindg again 

Nite Nite,

Your Dad - Grand Master of the Morse and wor Mr. ds of the English Language
even thouf\gh he was a nerd all his life Mr. K5YAA still the "Young American
Amateur" at heart and in his own mind at least
.
Damn make a note GATORman - Gotta fix them loops - K5YAA - or come to think
of it, could be the needle on my 33 RPM player is stuck ---- Elvis where are
you hound dog you Great Ball of Fire when I need you?
 
P.S. If we can't handle it in Okie land all I have to do is holler SOOOOOOie
and look out we all have to pinch our noses and get out the way of a pig
freighttrain.  Sic em hogsor and a bunch of grunting keeps 'em pumping and
rootin in mud for hours.

They do good work as long as they don';t have to read. We will go on down to
Florida where the air is clear and gentlemanly sorts live and we shall enjoy
company of our class there for a few days until the OK Highway patrol stops
at the Arkansas line where the law also stops.  Later my son. 

Note to Lt,. Dan - Lt. Dan please make sure the ZEROman is in his cage
before we visit again....  That pisweak animal has a terrific odor just like
them Sooooie pigs.

OK all I am off to take my MEDS as they call aspirin nowadays and will get
in all of your faces if this whiz kid N5WR is not allowed to demonstrate
Oklahoma competitiveness  in any ring of the world.  You have to clear it
with his manager , trainer and carrier of the big bell K5YAA however and it
ain't gonna be cheap!  That old boy is the grand wizard of money counters
and casino winnings in the world.  He has a Hard Rocxk Casino within 5
minutes of him and his wife is usually in attendance hammerin on them big
5ers or 10ers she loves to hear the bells ring on and the lights flash.
K5YAA sits around sippin his favorite drink rum and coke and rootin' her on
- she gives him a 20 once in awhile to purchase another round for all the
young waitresee I mean patrons in the building, she has been a fan of K5YAA
for 45 years up until he turned 65 and she discovered he was in the way alot
and simply went about trying to get a bit of help demolishing the IRS and
couting hersons money f
 or them - adios IRS boys and have a good trip down Carols river!
OK honey you need me to call Shawn and Mark and tell them to bring shovels -
we have a bit of dirty work for them and the FED boys could be a bit tougher
than the neighbors to get rid of.

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