[OKDXA] Fwd: [ntcc] Cyber Policeman

[k5yaa]

To all my Employees in the ether and internet worlds:

Allow all those who can send the MORSE to PASS.

Holler out with a loud voice like my radio operator Gator has and say "Go My Son and Send Great Messages to the World" when they approach.

Signed The Wheezing Old Man - I mean your Wonderful Boss - K5YAA

Bit of a typo - 

Gator tells me when that happens "Who cares just log the little pipsqueak and listen to the second radio"  I have also heard the Gator say "Hey pipsqueak go get yourself an antenna and stay away from my frequency or I will have W zero GA come and blind you with his shiny boxing shorts!"  Gators callsign in the radio world is N5RZ.  Look at them beautiful letters Gator would say.  He is an admirere of great phrases and muscular people on the radio.  He always has his shirt off with that big hairy chest hanging above his keyboards.  

I don't know that W0GA guy very well, I understand he is a meany on the radio too just like my Gator friend.  Georgie hides much of the time under an operating table at K3LRs fantastic station in Pennsylvania waiting to see if Timmy wants him to take a chair when a round ends or a bell sounds.  Georgie is a selfish man like me.  He hates to share his radios with anyone.  Being a contester it has to be confusin to georgie in a multi-multi station.  All those bells and not knowing which is a MULT and which is a round change for top operators like Geogie and the Gator.  I guess Tim has the answer and that is why he has never called Georgie back on the telephone or hollered at him under the table Georgis lives under sometimes, to come have some Morse appetizers with him and his crew.  Georgie doesn't eat much he is always saying "I'll Drink To That"  Oe time I saw him and the Gator trying to get a little nice looking waitress to come wait on them at an Eggberts breakfast place in Bartlesville.  Me and my friend K5KA were with those two social animals and Ken pulled his hat down over his face.  Ken lived in Bartlesville all his life so he just could not be seen with those kind of people around. He didn't mind having them in his hamshack because he had a toilet that he owned in there. 

Georgie likes to ring bells because they cover up the grunts and others sounds he makes in a contest!  Personally I think it is a signal to Gator "Leave the area I am about to Fart".  The Gator is fast on his feet and sometimes lights up a big cigar to cover up Georgies Farts even out in the open air.  Gator always hands out cigars to his friends just like K5GO hands out chewing gum and says "Go forth my Son and Smoke no More!" Both Georgie and the Gator can make a lot of noise. I heard my dear friend K5KA ( Now an SK - Skunk Killer I believe that means ) Ken say one time.  Georgie and the Gator like grapes and chocolate chip cookies - Ken told me one time - If it weren't for the Gator and Georgie I would be a rich man but all the cookies and grapes I have to buy trying to get them to be civil on the radio cost me a pretty penney.  

I don't think it was that cost that caused Ken to sell all his radios and leave all of us behind though.  I think Ken just tired of all the noise around him in that great big hamshack her built over the years and his lack of finding anyone worth a crap to operate his magnificent equipment and installations.  He was always swapping out crews trying to find a permanent set of workers for his ham shack business.  Sadly, I don't think he ever found anyone as good as his friend K5YAA or himself.

-----Original Message-----
From: k5yaa <k5yaa at aol.com>
To: ntcc at yahoogroups.com
Sent: Mon, Aug 2, 2010 8:37 pm
Subject: Re: [ntcc] Cyber Policeman



Excellent!  You can pass....





-----Original Message-----
From: Tom Branch, K4NR <tom at k4nr.org>
To: ntcc at yahoogroups.com
Sent: Mon, Aug 2, 2010 8:31 pm
Subject: RE: [ntcc] Cyber Policeman


 

Morse Code...

73 de Tom, K4NR


From: ntcc at yahoogroups.com [mailto:ntcc at yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of k5yaa
Sent: Monday, August 02, 2010 8:24 PM
To: okdxa at mailman.qth.net; ntcc at yahoogroups.com
Subject: [ntcc] Cyber Policeman



NOTICE: If anyone sees anything on one of these reflectors that does not
have the word RADIO, DX, CONTESTING, MORSE or CODE in the body of the text
please report the email sender to me at k5yaa at okdxa.org
<mailto:k5yaa%40okdxa.org>; 

I will use my GatorStick to drive them on down or up the band where they
belong. I am the moderating instigator of all the reflectors in the radio
world and we shall not have unnecessary QRM on our frequencies - 

"PERIOD" Over K

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