[OKDXA] ANOTHER CLUE AS TO WHERE THE FCC THINKS WE SHOULD BE

[K8fu at aol.com]

Washington D.C.-
It was announced today that Kellogg's and the Federal 
Communications Commission have signed a pact to
issue Amateur Radio Licenses on specially marked 
boxes of Corn Flakes. In this unprecedented move 
the FCC believes this will not hurt amateur radio but 
allow all individuals to receive an amateur radio license 
without having to demonstrate any skills with the exception 
of being able to use a pair of scissors to cut out their 
operating permi  t from the breakfast cereal box.

Kellogg's spokesperson commented that they were proud 
to have been selected by the government to be the issuer 
of licenses for amateur radio in the US and hope to soon 
make an agreement with other cereal loving countries. 
They also expect that they  will be issuing certificates of 
achievement for DXCF for confirmed contacts with 100 corn 
flakers.