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Dear kind-hearted friends...


Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help
those in need. Enron executives in our very own country are living at the
seven-figure salary level.


And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of it as a result
of the bankruptcy and current SEC investigation.


But now, you can help! For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's
less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an Enron
executive remain economically viable during his time of need. This
contribution by no means solves the problem, but it's a start!


Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron exec it
could mean the difference between a vacation spent lobbying in DC, golfing
in Florida, or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is
nothing more than rent, a car note or mortgage payments. But to an Enron
exec $700 will almost replace his per diem.


Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable an Enron exec to buy
that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new
Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.


HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?


Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the exec you
sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate,
and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. You'll also get
information on how he plans to invest his golden parachute. Imagine the joy
as you watch your executive's portfolio double or triple! Plus, upon signing
up for this program, you will receive an internet link to the exec's
family's pool-side, polo-horse stable, and photo of the exec (unsigned-for a
signed photo, please include an additional $1000.00). Put the photo on your
refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.


HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?


Your Enron exec will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to
help in a time of need. Although the exec won't know your name, he will be
able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator just in case
additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses.


YES, I WANT TO HELP!


I would like to sponsor an Enron executive. My preference is checked below:


[ ] Director

[ ] Vice President (Higher cost; please specify which department)

[ ] President (Even higher cost; please specify which department)

[ ] CEO (Contribution:: Average Enron janitor monthly salary x 1700)

[ ] Entire Company

[ ] I'll sponsor an Exec most in need. Please select one for me.


*It's just that easy so do it now!*


Amount:

[ ] $694.50/day

[ ] $1000.00/day

[ ] $5000.00/day [includes polo-party invites]

[ ] $10,000.00/day [includes polo-party invites and private-jet
accomadations]

[ ] open account - spending determined by exec, family, & friends


Please charge the account listed below the indicated amount per day and set
up link and send me a picture of the Enron executive I have sponsored, along
with my very own Enron "Keep America Strong; Sponsor an Enron Exec: Ask Me
How!" t-shirt to wear proudly.

[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Discover

Your Name: _______________________

Cell phone Number:_______________________

Account Number: _______________________

Exp.Date:_______

Email, internet, and cell-phone orders only - no snailmail.


www.The-Invisible-Hand.com , or call 1-900-2MUCH to enroll by phone.


Note: Sponsors under $5k/day are not permitted to contact the executive they
have sponsored, either in person or by other means including, but not
limited to, telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties. Keep in mind
that the executive you have sponsored will be much too busy enjoying his
free time, thanks to your generous donations. Contributions are
tax-deductible.