[NJARC] NJARC Digest, Vol 112, Issue 6

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Today's Topics: 

1. The Short Circuit Court (Alex Magoun) 
2. The future of silver migration (David Sica) 

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A chap was arrested and brought before the judge. 

Judge: What is your name, occupation, and the charge against you? 

Prisoner: My name is Sparks. I am an electrician and I am charged with 
battery. 

Judge: Officer, put this guy in a dry cell. 

ROFL, Alex 

Hmm... 

The Judge, considering the complaint brought about by the man's wife 
could have said: 

We're not positive about the charge and considering the lack of capacity, 
the accused cannot be inducted into the prison. 

The indictment is also biased since the accused couldn't resistor. 

His family in the courtroom broke out in a standing wave and sent a cable to 
their relatives to take the tubes and visit them. 

i'll stop here......