[NJARC] Fwd: Fw: Tax Truth

[Scott Roberts]

At first I thought this was funny...then I realized
the awful truth of it. 
Be sure to read all the way to the end! 


> Tax his land, 
> Tax his bed,  
> Tax the table 
> At which he's fed. 
> 
> Tax his tractor, 
> Tax his mule, 
> Teach him taxes 
> Are the rule. 
> 
> Tax his cow, 
> Tax his goat, 
> Tax his pants, 
> Tax his coat. 
> 
> Tax his ties, 
> Tax his shirt, 
> Tax his work, 
> Tax his dirt. 
> 
> Tax his tobacco, 
> Tax his drink, 
> Tax him if he 
> Tries to think. 
> 
> Tax his cigars,
>   Tax his beers, 
>   If he cries, then
>   Tax his tears. 
> 
>   Tax his car, 
>   Tax his gas, 
>   Find other ways 
>   To tax his ass 
> 
>   Tax all he has 
>   Then let him know 
>   That you won't be done 
>   Till he has no dough. 
> 
>   When he screams and hollers, 
>   Tax some more, 
>   Tax him till 
>   He's good and sore. 
> 
>   Then tax his coffin ,
>   Tax his grave, 
>   Tax the sod in 
>   Which he's laid. 
> 
>   Put these words 
>   upon his tomb, 
>   " Taxes drove me to my doom..." 
> 
>   When he's gone, 
>   Do not relax, 
>   Its time to apply 
>   The inheritance tax. 
> 
>   Accounts Receivable Tax 
>   Building Permit Tax 
>   CDL license Tax 
>   Cigarette Tax 
>   Corporate Income Tax 
>   Dog License Tax 
>   Excise Taxes Federal Income Tax 
>   Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) 
>   Fishing License Tax 
>   License Tax
>   Fuel Permit Tax 
>   Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) 
>   Gross Receipts Tax 
>   Hunting License Tax 
>   Inheritance Tax 
>   Inventory Tax 
>   IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of
> tax)
> 
>   Liquor Tax 
>   Luxury Taxes 
>   Marriage License Tax 
>   Medicare Tax 
>   Personal Property Tax 
>   Property Tax 
>   Real Estate Tax
> 
>   Service Charge Tax
>   Social Security Tax 
>   Road Usage Tax
>   Sales Tax 
>   Recreational Vehicle Tax 
>   School Tax 
>   State Income Tax 
>   State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) 
>   Telephone Federal Excise Tax 
>   Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax 
>   Telephone
>   Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes 
>   Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax 
>   Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax 
>   Telephone State and Local Tax class
>   Telephone Usage Charge Tax 
>   Utility Taxes 
>   Vehicle License Registration Tax 
>   Vehicle Sales Tax 
>   Watercraft Registration Tax 
>   Well Permit Tax 
>   Workers Compensation Tax 
> 
>   STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
> 
>   Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, 
>   and our nation was the most prosperous in the
> world.  
> 
>   We had absolutely no national debt, 
>   had the largest middle class in the world, 
>   and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. 
> 
>   What the hell happened?  
>   Can you spell "politicians!"
>   And I still have to "press 1" for English. 
> 
>   I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
>
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