[NJARC] 24 hours

[Billoradio at aol.com]

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has  told
him he has only 24 hours to live. 
 
Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife to go to the swap meet with  him. 
Naturally, she agrees.
. 
Hours later, the husband goes to his wife  says, "Honey, you know
I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please go  to the garage sales?" 
 
Of course, the wife agrees, they go radio shopping again. 
 
Later, as the man looks at his watch and realizes that he
now has only  eight hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder, asks,
"Honey, please . . .  just one more auction before I die." 
 
She says, "Of course, dear." Off they go for the third time. 
 
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that  he
now has only four hours left. He turns to his wife and asks,
"Honey,  please . . . can we make love before I die." 
 
She says, "Of course, dear." They make love . 
 
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep. 
The man,  however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns,
until he's down  to 2 more hours. 
 
He taps his wife awake. "Honey, I have only 2 more hours. Do you think  we
could..." 
 
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get up in  the
morning. You don't!"