[NJARC] The plan

[Billoradio at aol.com]

In a message dated 7/15/2006 10:11:27 AM Eastern Standard Time,  
n3ibx at verizon.net writes:

Let me  know when you want to take out the bathtub and "superflous" bathroom  
fixtures. I'll come over to lend a hand.


 
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Hi Joe and thank you for the kind words.
 
Now here is the plan for my new library:
I am going to tell the wife that I am remodeling the bathroom. 
Step 1 will be to take out the sink and tub and replace with those  dandy 
towlette things. 
Step 2 will be to convince her that my book shelves should go in the  
bathroom temporarily. Step 3 will be to install the new bathroom lighting  (Reading 
lights) 
Step 4 will be to introduce small problems in her car. Stuff like won't  
start. not brake lines. Step 5 is to wait until she "has" to buy a new car. Then  
I will give her the ultimatum... new car or finish the bathroom.
Step 6 move in the rest of the books and a tube stereo.
 
Why don't rich people have toilets in their libraries?
Should I put in a second toilet for when friends want to help research the  
library?
Should I leave room for a microwave and mini refrigerator?
Maybe a vibrating toilet seat so my parts don't fall asleep during long  
research sessions?
 
FOR SALE
Bathtub and sink. Both used rarely (remember I have those little towlette  
thingies). Pick up only.