[NJARC] REWARD OFFERED

[John Dilks K2TQN]

REWARD OFFERED

A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE
ARREST OF THE DESPERATE CRIMINAL

HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY

THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A PRIMARY CELL WHERE HE HAD BEEN
CLAMPED IN IONS, AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER.

HE IS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED MILLIHENRY, WHO
WAS FOUND CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES.  HE IS ARMED WITH A CARBON
ROD AND IS A POTENTIAL KILLER.  CAPACITY IS ALSO CHARGED WITH DRIVING A DC
MOTOR OVER A WHEATSTONE BRIDGE AND REFUSING TO LET THE BAND PASS.

IF ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER RESISTANCE.  THE ELECTRO-MOTIVE FORCE SPENT
THE NIGHT SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A MAGNETIC FIELD, WHERE HE WENT TO GROUND.
THEY HAD NO SUCCESS AND BELIEVE HE RETURNED OHM VIA A SHORT CIRCUIT.

HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A MEGACYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT, WHO WAS
PLAYING A HARMONIC.

(Submitted by Radio Officer David Vail, VE1GM of Yarmouth, NS who sailed
on the Maine-Yarmouth ferry for many years sending beautiful code (OBS to
VAU, etc.) in nice Marconi Modulated CW.

73, Jeff KH6O

Chief Petty Officer, U.S. Coast Guard
Mathematics Lecturer, University of Hawaii System