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All,
At least all married folks of either gender choice. 
Thanks to Army Radio Sales of the Uk.
Steve

Miscellaneous
I have a big radio collection and now my wife has left me, what should I do?
You wife has probably left you because you have not paid her any attention. You have lots of radios and you spend most of your free time with your radios. You speak to the radios, clean them, take them apart and work on them. Spend most of your weekends away from home at some far away radio rally looking for that hard to get piece that would complete the radio station that you got 5 years ago. Speak on the radio or the phone with friends and other collectors for long periods. Probably the last straw before she left you was when you moved some radios into the bedroom, only because you didn’t have any more room in the house for radios. Need I say more? You have forgotten about your wife. This is what you should do if it is not too late! Get in touch with me and sell me all your radios. That will clear your house from all the radios. Then redecorate the house and with the money you would make from the sale of the radios, buy a couple of tickets for you and your wife to somewhere romantic. Then when you are away on holiday, tell her how much you love and miss her, or words to that effect. Tell her that you have sold all of your radios because you love her, redecorated your home and swear to her that you have given up your radio hobby for ever. That should do it, she should come running back to you at this time. If she still doesn’t come back, all is not lost. You now have a newly redecorated empty house. Find a new woman. Don’t tell her you are a radio collector. Show her your nice empty house and then marry her. After you are married pretend that you are getting interested in a new hobby and try to get her involved in it. Take her along to a few radio rallies. Soon she would realise how boring the radio rallies are and stop coming. Then slowly start collecting radios again. As it takes many years to fill the house with radios again, say 25 years or so, by the time your second wife realises what she has got her self into you would be too old to care!
I hate my wife, how can I make her leave me?
See the above answer and do the exact opposite. Quicker you collect radios, quicker she would leave you. Just think of all that space that you would gain when she leaves you. You can start filling some of that space by getting your radios from me.
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