[Milsurplus] Songs of Christmas Cheer

[David Stinson]

Now you done it...
Christmas Carols for Dads.

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Tis the season
to spend money,
Fa La La La La,
and all that crap.

I'm going broke
and it's not funny.
Fa La La La La,
and all that crap.

The registers
are steady beeping.
Fa La La, La La La,
and all that crap.

My bank account
is steady leaking.
Fa La La La La,
and all that crap.

For toys and junk
the kids are screaming.
Fa La La La La,
and all that crap.

My checks are all
so hot they're steaming.
Fa La La La La,
and all that crap.

They say that Christmas
comes from Heaven,
Fa La La, La La La,
and all that crap.

Until we all
file Chapter Seven.
Fa La La La La,
and all that crap!

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Up on the rooftop,
reindeer paws.
It's that sorry
Santa Claus!
Bringing the children
Christmas thrills
and bringing me a bunch
of Christmas BILLS!

Oh, Oh, Oh, He's gotta go!
Oh, Oh, Oh, He's gotta go,
ohh up on the roof
with a thirty-ought-six,
Thanks for the venison
Old Saint Nick!

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Another rotten,
stinkin' Christmas!
It's the broke time
of the year.
Say "hello"
to shopping malls,
WalMart Target Sears.

Another rotten
stinkin' Christmas.
And when you
walk down the street,
all the kids
will scream and cry
for every toy they meet!

Oh, oh, the money goes
Swirling down the drain.
Take out your credit card
get ready for some PAIN!

Another rotten,
stinkin' Christmas,
and in case
I wasn't clear:
I'd like to catch
  old Santa Claus
and kick his fat rear!

("chapter seven,
   chapter seven,
     oohhhhhhh!")

Another rotten
stinkin' Christmas!
It's the broke time
of the year.
I don't have
the money left
to even buy a beer!

Another rotten
stinkin' Christmas.
And if you thought
this was The End,
Next year we get
to do this crap
all over, Again!!

(your welcome)

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