[Milsurplus] Boy, would I like to get one of these

[radioman390 at cs.com]

Something like this to put out on the back 40 to put my complaining 
neighbors in place.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/7563546/Russias-inflatable-decoy-weapons-and-military-hardware-in-pictures.html?image=5