[Milsurplus] 2008 resolutions
Pete Williams
jupete at bigpond.net.au
Tue Jan 1 01:25:10 EST 2008
Greetings Surplussers---
To assist us older members to live an appropriate disgraceful existence now
2008 is upon us .,
The following is offered with no apologies and the fervent hope that the
wells don't dry up.
A fitting reminder for your New Years resolution ..Happy New Year to all
Pete
VK3 IZ vintage 1929 -- good year !
THE PRESERVATION OF THE AUSSIE MAN
The horse and mule live 30
years
And nothing know of wine or beers.
The goat and sheep at 20 die
With never a taste of scotch or rye.
The cow drinks water by the ton
And at 18 is mostly done.
The dog at 16 cashes in
Without the aid of rum or gin.
The cat in milk and water soaks
And then in 12 short years it croaks.
The modest, sober bone dry hen
Lays eggs for nogs then dies at 10.
All animals are strictly dry
They sinless live and swiftly die.
But sinful, ginful rum-soaked men
Survive for threescore years and ten.
And some of us, the mighty few,
Stay pickled till we're 92.
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