[Milsurplus] Holiday OT: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

[David Stinson]

Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest 
quality, pour one shot and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make 
surethe Cuervo is still OK, try another shot just in case.

Turn offf the mixer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup 
of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the damn floor. Now mix the 
turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters, get it out with a drewscriver. 
Check Cuervo aggin to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, into it. Hceck the Hose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon 
of sugar (or not if you don't like it too much). Whenever you can find. 
Greash the oven and bake a cake.

Turn the cake tin around around. Don't fall in the ofen. Forget to beat off 
the turner. New, threw the bowl throw window, finish hte Cose Juervo and 
putt the stove in dishwasher.

HAPPY BIRTFDAY!!