[Lowfer] Locked on 185.301000 Khz.

[John Andrews]

Dear Mr. Rusgrove,

You are exhibiting one of the symptoms of acute cesium poisoning. Seek
medical treatment immediately. You are making hyperfine transitions in and
out of reality. Thus far, it is a mild case, with only the delusion that you
own 1 Hz of spectrum. If left untreated, the disorder will increase the
bandwidth.

In the final stages of the disease, the victim can only be employed as a net
control operator. While the syndrome is not inherently fatal, it may lead to
bizarre behavior that produces that result. Take the case of the poor fellow
that was horribly electrocuted while trying to slip ferrite beads over a 300
kV power line, while screaming "Kill the PLC's...Kill the PLC's..."

John Andrews, W1TAG