[Lowfer] 185.3 session

[John Andrews]

To potential purchasers,

> Step right up folks. The first $100 bill gets you an exact duplicate WA
Loop
> Antenna Kit as seen on your computer screen. All parts included (some
> assembly required). Bow and arrows (note plural; some neighbors don't
return
> them) sold separately. Guaranteed to reach 2000 miles under favorable
> conditions!!

And now the federally-required disclaimer:

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It's the arrows, not the loop, that are guaranteed to reach 2000 miles.

Poetry corner:
"I shot an arrow into the air,
it killed a cat,
I do know where..."

$100 dollar bills with pictures of J. Dexter McIntyre are not accepted.

An informal survey of inmates at the Levenworth correctional facility
revealed that many of them experimented with large loop antennas.

The kit consists of:
-some wire.
-500 pairs of 2N2222/2N2907s. (a month's supply).
-A metal helmet (in case the arrow goes straight up.)
-A bag of acorns to grow the necessary trees.
-A Kevlar jacket for the neighbor's cat.

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J.K. Andrews, Esq.  (attorney for the late cat's family)