Re[2]: [KCDXC] How to encourage KS?

[Mike ZooLoo]

Stagger Lee:

I am so glad you find my musing amusing.  

--- Lee Ward <lee@crcltd.com> wrote:
> I don't know about the rest of you, but I think
> MikeZooLoo is going to
> have to be involved in the newsletter with AB0X. 

Great...just a short week on the reflector and already
you are trying to put me away with a box.


> He seems to have a similiar grasp of the root
> meaning of life like AB0X. 

Wow....that's deep, bro.  So he believes in the B's
too, huh?

> Jim, if you can't make the meetings.

Who says I can't make the meetings?  I just can't
remember which dumpster behind which Quick Trip.

> As President of the Kansas City DX Club,  I hereby
> require you to write a one pager for the newsletter
> and submit it each month to AB0X.

Hmmm...Presidential order....I guess there are all
kinds of presidents, eh comrade Kim Il Lee?

> MikeZooLoo, step up to the bar!

Is it Happy Hour?  (Remember, I'm cheap)

OK....well, here's my first submission.  This is a
true story that many of you might not know.  Lee's
sister told it to me one night on the curb behind the
car wash.

Lee's sister was in a car accident and fell into a
deep coma.

Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees
that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks
the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a
girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and
named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother --
Lee's an idiot!"
 
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well,
what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor says.

She thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was
wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks
the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."

73,
Jim (AA0MZ)

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