[K6BW] Holiday Questions

[Timothy J. Simpson]

I found some questions that have me really wondering lately:

1.   What transmission mode does Santa use in building his gift list, and what are the criteria for deciding who gets presents and who doesn't?  And how do we know these modes are free from jamming?

2.   Since the North Pole doesn't have a power grid, what is his position on the BPL controversy?

3.   Since he's been using e-mail for the last few years, what kind of internet access does he have?

4.   Since the North Pole makes a great vertical, do candy canes make good radials?

5.   Since there's no sunshine for six months of the year, including December incidentally, do the reindeer keep in shape using a treadmill connected to a battery farm?

The fate of the universe doesn't depend on the answers, obviously, but these are the kind of things that will keep me pondering in the new year.

Best of the Season to all!

73,

Tim Simpson
   KG6SPV