[K3PZN-List] Fwd: FW: Fwd: Fw: A TRUE AMERICAN...

[Keith Krichinsky]

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>It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE
>AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the
>correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE!
>If you feel the same, pass this on to your True
>American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...
>
>You are a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you
>to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
>
>
>You are a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested
>about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
>places.
>
>You are a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas"
>instead of "Winter Festival."
>
>You are a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when
>someone prays.
>
>You are a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your
>hand over your hear t when they play the National
>Anthem.
>
>You are a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets
>with great respect, and always have.
>
>You are a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an
>American flag.
>
>You are a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe
>and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
>listening.
>
>You are a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders
>and expect your kids to do the same.
>
>You are a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last
>dollar to a friend.
>
>If you got this email from me, it is because I believe
>that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in
>you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in
>this email.
>
>God Bless the U S A !
>