[K3PZN-List] Fwd: [NEMARC] DR. SEUSS

[Eric Krichinsky]

--- Dave KB3KAI <dave at kb3kai.com> wrote: 
> To: <NEMARC at yahoogroups.com> 
> From: "Dave KB3KAI" <dave at kb3kai.com> 
> Date: Mon, 14 Jun 2004 19:18:57 -0400 
> Subject: [NEMARC] DR. SEUSS 
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> This email was sent to me by my Dad, I thought I'd 
> share a little light humor with everyone! - Dave 
> KB3KAI 
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> Subject: DR. SEUSS 
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> Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss. 
> (Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!) 
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> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and 
> the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and 
> the access of the memory makes your floppy disk 
> abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to 
> report. 
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> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, 
> and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the 
> trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index 
> doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and 
> your system's gonna crash! 
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> If the label on the cable on the table at your 
> house, says the network is connected to the button 
> on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to 
> another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the 
> printer down the hall....... 
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> And your screen is all distorted by the side effects 
> of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as 
> a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with 
> a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna 
> hang. 
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> When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the 
> disk, and the macro code instructions is causing 
> unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the 
> memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then 
> quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell 
> your Mom! 
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> Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How 
> about you? 
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> Thank you, Bill Gates, for bringing all this into 
> our lives 
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