This is from my dead guy funny files.

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--- On Mon, 1/24/11, larry gillinger <larry_gillinger@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: larry gillinger <larry_gillinger@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fwd: The Candy with the Little Holes
To: "Butch Sillett" <bsillett@zoomtown.com>
Date: Monday, January 24, 2011, 3:58 PM



---The Candy with the Little Holes



The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

 






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