[Johnson] So sue me

[Freeberg, Scott (STP)]

Mark wrote:

>>>>Your absolutely right. The litigous mire our society has developed runs deep
& wide.   
  Frankly, you'd be better off burying the ranger in your backyard.
>>>>>

Well, you've all heard the misuse stories in the newspapers!

Fellow is trimming his bushes with his Ranger and cuts himself. Ranger needs a label advising against trimming bushes with the Ranger.  They sue EF Johnson for neglegence.

Fellow is taking a bath and the Ranger falls into the tub, electrocutes man, estate sues EF Johnson for negligence.  

Fellow is stopped at stop sign and his Ranger gets rear ended, bursts into flames.  Ralph Nader gets involved.  

Fellow sticks his tongue on a cold Ranger, tongue sticks soundly to frozen Ranger, family sues EF Johnson.  

Fellow is operating his Ranger in a wild fashion and it tips over.  Consumer Reports claims Ranger is tippy.

Fellow orders a Ranger from McDonalds, it spills in the car, scalds owner.  Owner sues EF Johnson for negligence.


:))))))  Its Friday morning, I just finished a nice bagel with cream cheese, I'm sipping a big cup of Caribou Coffee, I'm reading great Boatanchor posts.  Ahhh what a fine day to have a little fun :))))))

73, Scott WA9WFA
www.qsl.net/wa9wfa