[Heathkit] Manuals

[Lee Bennett]

Nothing is free anymore.  

 

Accounts Receivable Fee

Building Permit Fee

Dog License Fee

Hunting License Fee

Inheritance Fee

Marriage License Fee

Heathkit Manual Fee

A Fee for Ham Radio License

A Fee to Park your car

(etc)

 

 

Charge a fee for all he has

Then let him know

That you won't be done

Till he has no dough.

 

When he screams and hollers;

Charge a fee for Heathkit Manuals.

 

A fee for his coffin,

A fee for his grave,

Charge a fee for the sod in

Which he's laid.

 

Put these words

Upon his tomb,

Fees drove me

to my doom...'

 

When he's gone,

Do not relax,

It's time to apply

A fee for the  inheritance tax.

 

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