[HBR] New Born Baby

[Marshall M. Dues]

New Born Baby

Two Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break.
One  turns  to  the other asking, "Slim, I'm 73  years old and I'm just 
full of aches and pains. I know you are  about  my age.  How do you feel?"
Slim says, " I feel just like a new  born babe."
Rather  amazed  his co-worker repeats his statement in the form of a 
question, "Really? A new  born  babe???"
"Yup," grins Slim, " no teeth, no hair, and I think I just wet my pants."