[HBQRP] Knack victims - Shack creep - solder smoke blog...

[Rick Bennett]

I am ready to start therapy immediately :-)

de KC0PET, Rick


----- Original Message -----
From: "Arnie Grubbs" <ka0ncr at yahoo.com>
To: "HBQRP" <hbqrp at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Sunday, November 16, 2008 2:54:10 PM (GMT-0600) America/Mexico_City
Subject: [HBQRP] Knack victims  - Shack creep  - solder smoke blog...

Hi Group,

Since there is not a lot of traffic on this E-group, I thought that I would pass along some
interesting reading from the SolderSmoke Blog.  It seems to be something that most 
radio home brewers (knack victims?) can relate to!.... oh by the way, if you don't know what the 
'dreaded knack' is, here is a link to a short segment of the Dilbert vid where little Dilbert
finds
that he is a victim of 'the knack' that might help explain something about what the Knack is..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlJsPa6UwcM

And so, on to the dialog between a relative of a Knack victum and one who seems to be a 'ring
leader'! :)

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Here at SolderSmoke, we often get letters from the relatives of Knack victims. This week we
received a particularly impassioned plea for help. I thought readers would be interested in this
case, and in the advice we gave:
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Bill,
I usually don't listen to Soldersmoke, but my husband is a ham, so I overhear it from the other
room on a fairly regular basis. OK, he listens to each show over and over at least 4 times. I hear
him in there laughing--in his workbench area. I think the show's a good thing for the most part,
and seems to keep him occupied when I don't need him to lift something heavy.
But today I am writing to you about a matter that has grown serious. A matter that can be
overlooked no longer. So many of these radio hams seem to look up to you, Bill--so I am going
directly to the ringleader to see if anything can be done. I have changed some names to protect
the hapless victims.
I am referring to the blight called Shack Creep. It comes on quietly, but Shack Creep can be upon
you before you have a chance to escape.
I'm getting ahead of myself.
In our home, it all started about 5 years ago. Charlie, my husband, had been tinkering with an old
radio he found at a garage sale and he'd set aside a corner of the dining room for his small
toolbox, soldering equipment, and a small box of things with wires sticking out. I noticed a piece
of string or wire or something clotheslined across the room, attached to my macrame plant hanger.
''That's just temporary. I need to see if this thing works.'' Within a few weeks, though, I
started to notice the card table expanding into a full-fledged workbench. The single wire that had
dangled from the plant hanger had become a bundle of fat cords and wires going out the window and
under the edge of the carpet to places unknown. From nowhere sprouted bins and boxes marked,
'Tubes-might work,' 'PCB scraps-keep,' 'Misc-to be sorted' and even more boxes haphazardly stacked
with wires and braided cables jutting out every which way.
My dismay was only assuaged by the joyous but manic gleam in his eye as he uttered cryptic phrases
like, "that's nearly four thousand miles a watt!," and "a ceramic resonator should never behave
this way!"
I started finding oddly-shaped electronic parts in his pants pockets, on top of the dresser, and
Arnie, our Irish Setter was recently caught with a doorknob capacitor in his slobbery jaws, headed
out to play.
Bill, I love my Charlie, and I know this radio thing makes him happy, but you just have to say
something to stop this tsunami of tangled wires and electronic bric-a-brac that threatens to
unravel our happy home! For crabgrass we have pesticides. For roaches we have the roach motel--but
nothing seems to be able to stem the tide of Shack Creep. Help!
Yours truly,
Anonymous

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Dear Mrs. Charles:

Thank you for your e-mail. We here at SolderSmoke receive many messages like yours. I am happy to
try to help you with your problem, but it is very important that you approach this problem with an
open mind, and that you fully accept all of the advice that I am about to offer.

First, you must understand your husband's condition. What you refer to as "Shack Creep" is almost
certainly the medical/psychological condition called "The Knack," also known as "Dilbert's
Disease." This condition has plagued radio amateurs for many decades, but was first scientifically
identified by Dr. Scott Adams during the late 1990s.

Dr. Adams wrote that The Knack is "a rare condition characterized by an extreme intuition about
all things mechanical and electrical... and other social ineptitudes." 

There is no cure for The Knack, but there are things that you can do to help your husband deal
with the symptoms. Here is a list of steps that Dr. Adams and our team of researchers recommend:

-- Accept your husband's condition. Don't try to get him to change his ways, or get him interested
in other things. Don't suggest that he switch to stamp collecting or gardening. He can't. He is a
victim. He has a disease. Learn to live with it.

-- Victims of this disease usually exhibit a form of nesting behavior. In or near their homes they
set up something that they call "the shack." Then they fill this "shack" with bits of wire,
electronic items, tools and ham radio magazines. Often -- as in your husband's case -- the shack
begins to fill to the rafters, and may actually overflow into other parts of the house. 

-- Your reaction to this nesting behavior is very important. First, realize that your husband
NEEDS to have a shack. Never suggest that his area be converted into a sewing room, or a TV room,
or anything else. Knack victims are extremely territorial regarding their shacks, and will find
these kinds of suggestions very upsetting.

-- Realize too that your husband NEEDS to spend a lot of time in his shack. And we mean a LOT of
time. Shack therapy is an important part of our program for dealing with this condition. When your
husband is in his shack, he should not be interrupted with requests to walk the dog, or take out
the garbage or mow the lawn, etc. Our research has found that "honey-dos" significantly reduce the
beneficial effects of shack therapy.

-- Knack victims need to consume beverages while in their shacks. Coffee -- lots of coffee -- is
what they need. 

--Social contact with other Knack victims is also very important, so you should NEVER object to
his participation in hamfests or radio club meetings. Think of these events as group therapy
sessions. 

-- As a Knack victim, your husband NEEDS to work on electronic equipment. This equipment is often
big, ugly, and expensive. Most health insurance plans will not cover the purchase of this
equipment, but nevertheless, you should see it for what it is: a medically necessary part of your
husband's treatment program. This is very important: You should never complain about the amount of
money being spent on radio equipment.

-- Shack victims need encouragement from their loved ones. When your husband is struggling with an
electronic project, it is best for you to avoid phrases like "Haven't you got that crazy thing
working yet?" or "When will that stupid gizmo of yours be finished?" Instead, offer positive
feedback: When he shows you something that he has been working on, use phrases like: "Excellent
soldering!" or "Great circuit board layout!" Every once in a while, you should declare your
husband to be "A true electronics genius," or "A wizard." Knack victims like to hear that. 

-- Realize that there is no cure for The Knack. There are only therapies that help victims deal
with the symptoms.

I want to also take this opportunity to let you know that we are also thinking of initiatives that
we could propose to the new administration on behalf of Knack victims. For example we are
considering a push for designated "Knack Victim" parking spots near RadioShack stores, and perhaps
airfare subsidies for annual trips to Dayton, Ohio. 

I hope you find this information useful and that you will take our suggestions to heart. 

Sincerely,

Bill


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73 - Arnie KA0NCR


      
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