[Hammarlund] Join Sunday Halli 20M Net

[Duane Fischer, W8DBF]

Why mow when you can make glass tubes glow! Please park the sheep for a few 
hours and tune in the Hallicrafters 20 meter

Net on Sunday July 1st If you no longer desire to have sheep for your

children to scalp for wool, so their mother can make them new warm mittens

for the coming Winter, just do a night drop of the smelly critters over the

top of the local Humane Society's security fence!

If that bothers your conscience, then donate them to the nearest cattle

rancher for his slightly viscious barnyard cattle herding dogs to nip at, I 
mean play with! If the dogs do not

have mutton burgers, then one of the local ranchers who still remembers that

cattle guys hate sheep guys, will quickly round up some locals who feel the 
same way and start posting wanted sheared or freshly dead sheep posters all 
over the county! ! So they will exercise their trusty old

Winchester and the hungry local Vultures, Buzzards and Eagles can munch on

what is left on their bones after the coyotes have had a snack!

If all of this still bothers your conscience, then throw the suckers in

several large gunny sacks and pitch them into the nearest stream, crick or

river - that does NOT empty into the local water treatment plant holding

pond! Nothing like a wool fur ball coming out of your kitchen cold water

faucet to spoil your desire for a cold lemonaid!

So con the neighborhood children into opening a petting zoo in the County

Nature Reserve! Have them charge fifty cents per visitor. You get twenty

cents and they get thirty cents. The extra nickel they get is to bribe the

local neighborhood bully into leaving them alone! If he won't go for the

bribe, remind him of the fifth grader down the street who is 6'5 and

weighing in at 235 pounds! If the bully still refuses to take the cash and

get lost, give the cash to the kid, AKA The Green Giant, and let him hammer

the bully into Smucker's jam for dry Hog chow!

Then drift on into 14.293 MHZ USB +/- for the HHI Net!

It begins at 12:30 PM EST/EDT and lasts until 2:00 PM EST/EDT. Or, 1630 -

1800 UTC.

Come early - play late! Based on the latest research into the growth rate of

Kentucky Blue Grass, mixed with Wisconsin mud bog pete moss, and genetically

altered by growing it in the same seedling bucket with the Michigan

petrolium polluted swamp Pussy Willows, yields a grass that sharpens the

cletes on the football players shoes! Be careful though! As this grass will

also file your sheep's teeth down to bare gums! Trying to sell your sheep at

the annual agricultural fair is difficult when they have no teeth or false

teeth!

Did I mention that the frequency was, make that is, 14.293 MHZ +/- for key

clicks, mike splatter and some guy in OK running 120% modulation! He

splatters more then an eighteen month old baby who hates carrot mush or

mashed minced beets!

Here is hoping to hear you tomorrow -



Duane Fischer, W8DBF - WPE8CXO
E-Mail: dfischer at usol.com
Hallicrafters web site: www.w9wze.net
HHRP web site: hhrp.w9wze.net