[Hammarlund] Dr. Max and Frogzilla On Halli Sunday Net!

[Duane Fischer, W8DBF]

Join us for news about HB9RS, Dr. Max De Henseler and the opening to the 
public of his Hallicrafters collection donated to the Swiss Air Force 
Museum. See on the HHI web site (soon) the photo of Max and the ESA 
Astronaut, from Switzerland, at the historic event. And with any luck, 
Frogzilla will croak!

Yo Bipedal Locomotive Stereoscoptic Homo Sapiens!

It is I, Frogzilla! Fresh from the Florida Everglades! Meaner
than a constipated swamp Gator with a barbed fishing hook
dangling from his nasal nostril and slicker than a graphite
greased vinyl seat on a golf cart! I had to make an early
excursion north to check on the habitable status of the now
famous backyard by his Pine woods pond owned by W8DBF, Duane
Fischer, that I made into a suburban amphibian legend!

I had not planned to be back in Michigan this early, but the
state of Florida was spraying everything in the visible light
spectrum for mosquitoes! I tried repeatedly to get a pool
side spot to squat, but every motel from that one that
'leaves the light on for ya' to some flea farm with dwarf
star prices for four star rooms, had so much chlorine in the
water that my hide started to itch fifty feet away!  One
Beast Western in southern Ohio offered me a spot for free in
their live Lobster tank! May some Termites eat the heart of
your untreated wood wall studs out Motel Ate!  First you'll
think you are seeing dust, then realize that dust you saw is
actually sawdust! CROAK!

Hopefully most of you will not have your neuron powered think
tanks get tied up in more knots then found in the Boy Scout
survival manual by this 'round two' of the day is light and
its bright to save time thing! Like who gives a bald headed
Beaver's buck tooth dental floss kit as to what numeral the
big hand on the manually wound mainspring powered watch
points to anyhow?  Humans either arrive somewhere and blurt
out; "Sorry I'm late!" or "Hey, I'm early!" If they should by
some cosmic fluke actually be on time, depending on whether
you are female or male, look at you as if that little snag in
your panty hose is now a marathon runner or wonder why your
Levis zipper is at half mast! Einstein proved in his General
Theory Of Relativity V12.7, that it is not possible to "save
time", money or a bad marriage!  The best that humans have
ever been able to do consistently is to have the wrong time!
They can't even agree on which atomic clock is correct, so
they average them out and call it UTC, AKA Coordinated Time
Universal. Why call it UTC when it is short formed to CUT?
Ask the French! CROAK!

Remember to join the blind dude tomorrow, Sunday October 12th
for the HHI 20 meter Net. He kicks the Pre-Net off at 12:45
PM EST/EDT, (1645 UTC). Then he launches the Net proper at
1:15 PM EST/EDT, (1715 UTC).

The frequency is 14.293 MHZ usb +/-. (I can not say "Key
clicks, mike splatter or ..." as he has it copyrighted and if
he got dumb lucky and caught me plagiarizing he would skin me
butt naked with his dull ancient Swiss Army knife and roast
me over a pair of 3-500z's!).  So just drift back and forth
between 14.292 and 14.293 and you will hear W8DBF hawking his
Hallicrafters wares like a California sidewalk vender
pitching budget hotdogs that a few short minutes back were
still barking!  CROAK!

I may hop into the Ham Shack and give the Net an ear. So you
dudes better be careful just what words about all things
amphibian that escape your lips! That is, if I can sneak
through the blind wonders LASER powered motion sensors that
could cut me off at my knees or transform me into a pond
green frog fog! Or worse, get seen by his interior satellite
tracking system that instantly vaporizes any entity not
having a blue crayon check mark by its itty bitty digital
image in the database memory by flash roasting it in a huge
EMF field intense enough to make a Georgia swamp bus station
steak tender!

Hear you Homo Sapiens tomorrow! Keep your knees together and
your ankles loose! You gotta get the right dangle on that
vertical takeoff angle. If it has a warm glow and doesn't
make a Geiger counter chirp like a Bluebird that sat on an
electric fence, then it is a vintage vacuum tube radio dude!
Keep those gassy tubes glowing, keep those trout streams
flowing and if your life is adrift on an economic sea with
hurricane winds of "greetings from King Neptune!" velocity ,
and you can't walk on water, ya better start rowing! Unless
your name happens to be Jonah! Now there is a Whale of a
tail! CROAK!

Frogzilla


Duane Fischer, W8DBF - WPE8CXO
E-Mail: dfischer at usol.com

Hallicrafters web site: www.w9wze.net
HHRP web site: hhrp.w9wze.net