[Ham-News] W9WZE Special Event

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There will be a howling ghould time on Wednesday October 30Th from 6:00-9:00 PM EST, (2300-0200 UTC). This will be the W9WZE Special Event for the year, do not miss it! It is the Happy Halli-Ween magical mist that comes together to form a colorful and novel certificate suitable for framing. Or just hanging around the neck of one of those skeletons in your closet. This was drawn by Brian Hill and is the copyrighted property of HCI.
        
The frequency will be 14.315 Mhz usb. No for teeth chattering, joints
knocking or headless horsemen asking for directions.            

If you are courageous enough to harness a howling werewolf and feed him a juicy Halli-Burger or jab a diet challenged vampire in the rump with a syringe filled with blood plasma and V/8 juice or snatch a Bat with fangs sharper than a wood splinter on a wooden casket out of the air barehanded as it swoops by slurping up mosquitoes laden with West Nile virus - than you are indeed truly brave or simply incredibly stupid! But you will howl with delight as pumpkins fed with Viagra explode on their vines like overly ripe tomatoes splattering their slimy seeds all over passing cars as you fling them from the cover of a tombstone. (Not that I ever did such a thing in my youth!) You will groan with glee as unsuspecting children step on your pressure sensitive decorative Halloween doormat and then wet themselves as a Milk Dud curdling scream emanates from the goblins skull that drops down from the porch roof and lights up with a yellowish orange glow that comes straight from the bowels of H
ell itself. (There truly is a Hell, Michigan) Well, maybe it is actually from that local AM station playing Acid Rock from the seventies! The DJ's personality is about as dead as the music, if that is what that noise can be properly called. (Sorry, did not mean to offend the LSD users among us.) You will squeal with pure joy as scurrying Rats with yellow teeth needing a lot of dental work leap into the air and rip the bottom out of unsuspecting children's sacks of candy spilling goodies all over the grass. Not to worry, those battery powered rodents won't eat the candy, but those bloodshot wide eyed teenagers who may have smoked some pot, rather than replaced one in a radio chassis, are a definite risk factor worthy of stepping into one of those little booby trap pits you filled with the slimy guts you scraped out of the pumpkins you carved with the chain saw. Along with the droppings from the hamster cage, the hamster who was so foolish as to bite the hand that fed him, and the s
tuff the super pooper scooper collected from the 120 pound meaner than a junk yard dog German Shepard.
        
What fun! What fermentation! What fascinating fantasy from those things that still go glow in the dark. Be there and get your customized Happy Halli-Ween certificate, W9WZE QSL card and autographed magic brochure from me, the world's only totally blind professional Magician/Illusionist. (Yes, that is really the truth. Video on request, but it is not free!) The cost is two dollars to cover postage, printing and a special envelope that the post office hopefully won't turn into Parrot cage lining material. If you can include a ready to use return address label, it will be greatly appreciated.
        
No age restrictions apply. Hallicrafters and Halloween are indeed, timeless. I
hope that many of you check in with your children, grandchildren, nieces,
nephews, borrowed neighborhood youngsters or whomever. Hear you then!                   
        
You may view the certificate in low resolution on the HCI web site:     
http://www.w9wze.org
        
Send requests to:       
W9WZE Happy Halli-Ween Special Event    
C/O Duane Fischer       
5028 Merit Drive        
Flint, MI 48506-2127 
        
        
Duane Fischer, W8DBF    
NCS: Hallicrafters Collectors International     
netcontrol at w9wze.org