[Hallicrafters] Join Sunday Halli 20M Net

[Duane Fischer, W8DBF]

Please park the sheep for a few hours and tune in the Hallicrafters 20 meter 
Net on Sunday July 1st If you no longer desire to have sheep for your 
children to scalp for wool so their mother can make them new warm mittens 
for the coming Winter, just do a night drop of the smelly critters over the 
top of the local Humane Society's security fence!

If that bothers your conscience, then donate them to the nearest cattle 
rancher for his barnyard cattle herding dogs to nip at! If the dogs do not 
have mutton burgers, then one of the local ranchers who still remembers that 
cattle guys hate sheep guys! So they will exercise their trusty old 
Winchester and the hungry local Vultures, Buzzards and Eagles can munch on 
what is left on their bones after the coyotes have had a snack!

If all of this still bothers your conscience, then throw the suckers in 
several large gunny sacks and pitch them into the nearest stream, crick or 
river - that does NOT empty into the local water treatment plant holding 
pond! Nothing like a wool fur ball coming out of your kitchen cold water 
faucet to spoil your desire for a cold lemonaid!

So con the neighborhood children into opening a petting zoo in the County 
Nature Reserve! Have them charge fifty cents per visitor. You get twenty 
cents and they get thirty cents. The extra nickel they get is to bribe the 
local neighborhood bully into leaving them alone! If he won't go for the 
bribe, remind him of the fifth grader down the street who is 6'5 and 
weighing in at 235 pounds! If the bully still refuses to take the cash and 
get lost, give the cash to the kid, AKA The Green Giant, and let him hammer 
the bully into Smucker's jam for dry Hog chow!

Then drift on into 14.293 MHZ USB +/- for the HHI Net!

It begins at 12:30 PM EST/EDT and lasts until 2:00 PM EST/EDT. Or, 1630 - 
1800 UTC.

Come early - play late! Based on the latest research into the growth rate of 
Kentucky Blue Grass, mixed with Wisconsin mud bog pete moss, and genetically 
altered by growing it in the same seedling bucket with the Michigan 
petrolium polluted swamp Pussy Willows, yields a grass that sharpens the 
cletes on the football players shoes! Be careful though! As this grass will 
also file your sheep's teeth down to bare gums! Trying to sell your sheep at 
the annual agricultural fair is difficult when they have no teeth or false 
teeth!

Did I mention that the frequency was, make that is, 14.293 MHZ +/- for key 
clicks, mike splatter and some guy in OK running 120% modulation! He 
splatters more then an eighteen month old baby who hates carrot mush or 
mashed minced beets!

Here is hoping to hear you tomorrow -

Duane Fischer, W8DBF - WPE8CXO
E-Mail: dfischer at usol.com
Hallicrafters web site: www.w9wze.net
HHRP web site: hhrp.w9wze.net