[Hallicrafters] Fresh From The Halli Pond

[Duane Fischer, W8DBF]

Yo Homothermous, Stereoscopic Homo Sapiens:

It is I, Frogzilla the self-propelled amphibious dream

machine the military only wishes they had! No need for costly

high tech electronics for my weapons targeting systems, just

fuel me up with a half dozen Coney Island chili dogs and one

Bavarian dark beer. Then find a foxhole to fling yourself

into!

One of my hypersonic burps can crush an Abrams Tank

more flat than that piece of burger you get between two

sesame seed buns at Buns R Bust! If the sonic shock should

fail, then the rotting food trailing vapor cloud stench from

my digestive juices busily at work, will cause all known

metals to instantly return to their natural state of rust or

if a carbon based life form, render them unconscious for

forty days and forty nights! CROAK!

Don't need any poison apples, sleeping beauties or

handsome princes either. A swift kick in the Rumplestiltskin

with a pointed toe ballet shoe awakens all!

You can tell that the Autumnal Equinox has happened by

the sound of confused southbound Canadian Honker swept

back wing Ducks circling overhead hour after hour in a

circular fertilization holding pattern! Meanwhile the head

honker tries to calibrate and fine tune that particle of Iron

Ferrite in his frontal lobes for true north so they can fly

south. You can't miss them, not even if you are double

jointed in both elbows with lousy muscle tone, but can still

cram one in each ear! It sounds like an overhead Cumulus

cloud crash with thunderous protests from confused Nimbus

cllouds, combined with a bi-plane prop to rudder air traffic

jam! Then the angry pilots try to work out their navigational

frustrations by squeezing the bulb on their aircraft twin

Ooga horns while simultaneously passing rectal gas for added

lift! If you had to look up to see who in the neighborhood

had put wings on their four cycle lawnmower so they could

trim the hedges without having to buy expensive hedge

trimmers, you might start looking around for Snoopy and the

Red Barron doing low altitude rolling scissors! CROAK!


So join the blind due, AKA W8DBF, Saturday for the 40 meter Hallicrafters 
radio Net. The Pre-Net commences at 12:30 PM EDT, 1630 UTC, and the Net 
proper kicks off at 1:00 PM EDT, or 1700 UTC on 7.280 MHZ LSB. Hear ya then! 
Remember to honk when you check in OM!


Duane Fischer, W8DBF - WPE8CXO
E-Mail: dfischer at usol.com
Hallicrafters web site: www.w9wze.net
HHRP web site: hhrp.w9wze.net