[Heathkit] Re: [Hallicrafters] Re: DX-60 Net

[Duane Fischer, W8DBF]

Now there is a thought Roy! Nothing like a hanging, or was it pregnant, chad 
to influence the outcome of a political event!

If I go to vote Roy, and do not have somebody with me to mark my ballot for 
me, the federal law requires that I must have one Republican and one 
Democrat official, who are physically present at the polling place, get into 
the spacious voting booth with me! Now the Republican can watch the 
Democrat, and the Democrat watch the Republican, to be sure that what I tell 
them to mark as my choice is actually what is chosen. Now Roy, you know how 
small of a space those voting booths offer. While I am trying to hear the 
Republican read me the names of the candidates for an office, or a 
proposition, the Democrat is constantly clearing his throat or muttering 
unintelligibely under his breath or    wiggling like he has a colony of Ants 
marching in his boxer shorts! Then the Democrat insists that he should read 
the next question, so the Republican slurps his coffee - passes some gas 
from his scrambled eggs and the entire voting booth smells like a traffic 
jam with every car around you having a broken catalytic convertor and is 
emitting Hydrogen Sulfide, AKA rotten eggs!

If I have to have a third party candidate crammed into the voting booth this 
November, and since there is no way the laws of Physics will allow for all 
of that matter to occupy the given physical dimensions, I think I better 
plan ahead and go prepared! I am getting some of those rotten egg scent 
capsules that you can crush between your thumb and forefinger. That will 
absolutely get their collective attention and cause their sinus passages to 
rust! Then I am going to drop several of those party store scent bombs that 
smell like a blend of rotting sardines, decaying pickled hard boiled eggs 
and that rancid Roquefort cheese on the floor and step on them! The smell of 
that stuff is enough to gag a maggot on a hot garbage truck in the Summer! 
Then just to be sure the trio of political helpers suddenly go deaf, blind 
and brain cell deficient, I am going to use my tiny aerosol can of beer fart 
scent spray! Way better then Pepper Spray! This stuff was developed by 
college students in NYC to clear out a subway station in under fifteen 
seconds! The end result will probably be that my ballot is ruined and 
cremated. No problem, as I am going to use a mail in ballot anyhow!


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Roy Morgan" <k1lky at earthlink.net>
To: <Hallicrafters at mailman.qth.net>
Cc: "Old Tube Radios" <boatanchors at theporch.com>; 
<Heathkit at mailman.qth.net>; <Hallicrafters at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2008 10:26 PM
Subject: Re: [Heathkit] Re: [Hallicrafters] Re: DX-60 Net


>> I remember being at some elementary school ... the old blind dude  got 
>> victimized by what is known in the trade as a "sucker effect"  performed 
>> by a six year old!
>
> Maybe we should have had that six year old in Florida to help with the 
> election trouble they had there.
>
> Roy
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> Roy Morgan
> k1lky at earthlink.net
> Lovettsville, VA 20180
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