[Hallicrafters] A King's Ransom

[William L Howard]

 A King's Ransom
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>>I will pay a King's Ransom, or my left nut, whichever you prefer, for your 
>>spare SX-28 ANL knob!

Twas the week of the King's castration and royal balls were coming off left 
and right,
All the counts, viscounts, no accounts and discounts were there, gathered 
around the four corners of the round table throwing camel sh*t as Bull sh*t 
had not yet been invented,

The King spotted sir Lancelot and cried "Come Forth" but Lancelot slipped on 
a banana peel and came in fifth.

The King asked where is the Princess and was told she was in bed with 
Laryngitis and the King said, "What in bed with that greasy Greek again, 
F**k the Princess and 40,000 loyal subjects were trampled in the rush as the 
Kings word was law and the Princess was a real hot piece...

and it continues..

Are you certain you want to part with your leftNut?
Bill Howard