[Hallicrafters] Live From The Pond - Halligan's Hallicrafters Sunday Cruise

[Duane Fischer, W8DBF]

Please park the new riding lawnmower, with AC and an automatic Lemonaide 
drink dispensor, and join us for the Sunday August 5th Halligan's 
Hallicrafters sweat free Net. Well, it is not truly sweat free unless you 
sprayed both arm pits with that new anti perspirant being sold by your 
favorite military surplus store under the name of Jungle Jack Tick & Scent 
Slayer: "Scent Free Folicle Defoliant". This stuff causes armpit hair to 
turn totally clear, then there is a sudden brilliant flash and all the hair 
is gone! Not even a second degree scorch mark or that make you want to hurl 
stench of burned hair! Actually the hair is not truly gone, as it is now 
scattered all over your bathroom countertop, floor, tub or whatever your pit 
was over when you fired the LED driven flashing 'agent orange' trigger 
shaped button. What's a little perspiration between friends anyhow? That is 
why spring loaded clothespins were invented dude!

The pre-Net portion will commence at 12:45 PM EST/EDT, 1645 UTC. The Net 
proper will begin at 1:15 PM EST/EDT, 1715 UTC.

The frequency will be 14.293 MHZ usb +/- for key clicks, mike splatter and 
free lessons on how to blow out any household window, automobile window or 
pay toilet lock assembly with one gigantic burp, being taught by my fifteen 
year old grandson. BYO - favorite carbonated non-alcoholic and not volitile 
beverage. Not responsible for the loss of dentures, flying bicuspids or 
braces bent like a pretzel!

Heat up the Halli! If there is nobody home to complain about a Skunk loose 
in the house, kick off those comfy sneakers! Then pour yourself a tall cold 
glass of Lemonaide and park your butt in your favorite Shack radio chair. I 
shall hear you tomorrow. Be there! Be counted!

If you have an instructional guide on how to make 'real' lemonaide, please 
be certain to bring it! This stuff in powder form somebody gave me tastes 
like it was strained through a six month old dirty high school Gym class 
sweat sock, then dehydrated! It also has that fake sugar mixture that leaves 
an after taste in your mouth like smoking rubber car tires on asphalt where 
somebody hurled their clam chowder and pickled Scallop Long John Slither's 
dinner! So please bring one that uses real sugar!


Duane Fischer, W8DBF
NCS: Halligan's Hallicrafters W9WZE

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