[Hallicrafters] HCI Saturday Labor Day Weekend Net

[Duane Fischer, W8DBF]

Be here, or be foolish and labor away Saturday September 4th doing pointless
things like mowing your yard that hopefully has grass growing, the legal
non-smokeable variety, in it. Why cut it? It just grows right back and then you
have to do it all again and screw up the next weekend and on and on and on.
Don't get doubly dumb and put that stuff called "Weed And Feed" on it! That
stuff kills the grass, turns the earthworms into gooey gobs of gelatinous yuck
that the brain dead Black birds won't even eat and makes the weeds grow like
field sweet corn some creative farmer mixed one of those male sexual enhancement
drugs in with vitamin enriched phosphorus and a little of his grandpappy's
moonshine flavored hair growth tonic and fiber free constipation liquid roto
rooter cocktail! When that grass gets thigh high, you can go to the County and
get it declared to be a natural habitat for the nearly extinct bladees pushus
lawnus fumeous freeass, AKA petroleum impaired push lawn mower, and never have
to whip another weed for as long as the weeds don't use your neck as a trellis
while you sleep! 	
	
So join us for the pre-Net at 12:30 PM EDT, (1630 UTC). Bring your favorite weed
killing potion formula combo ugly old paint remover to share on the air.
Remember to wear your respirator mask yu stole from the local volunteer fire
department when you volunteered to help stamp out Smokey The Bear. Then hang
around by suspending yourself by a wild grape vine threaded through the belt
loops of your bermuda shorts and secured to the rotatable dipole on the seventy
foot high R-25g tower. The Net proper commences at 1:00 PM EDT, (1700 UTC). If
the propagation is a bust, just short the red and yellow wires of the rotor
control box together and hang onto your athletic supporter! You thought the ride
called the Octopus was a real thrill at the county fair, well this is the
rotatable rump rocket and it is guaranteed to set a new Ginnis world record for
hurling your lunch over the most county lines!       	
	
I hope to hear you later today. It is after midnight, my tongue is asleep, my
teeth itch andI think one of those fruit punch seeking Bats just flew into my
left ear canal! Does that make me Bat Man, simply batty or an anatomical artist
who just created a wax impression of a fruit Bat? Light up thos tubes and let's
bake some Bats, toast some bugs andblow holes in those solid state rigs that
dare to venture into the land that boat anchors built.       	
	
Duane Fischer, W8DBF	
NCS: Hallicrafters Collectors International 	
netcontrol at w9wze.org