I like a good puzzle and I just had to figure out what the tape said in this advertisement.

Extra credit if you can figure out what it says for the second half to the bottom of the page. That was the hardest part.

For the 2nd half...
I blew it up in photoshop to figure out the the large percentage of the 
bits and was able to extrapolate the missing ones from the sentence.

If you want cheat email me I'll send you the answer! ;-) 
JD