Just like an old fashioned letter, this email and any files transmitted with it should probably be treated as confidential and intended solely for your own use. 

Please note that any interesting spelling is usually my own and may have been caused by fat thumbs on a tiny tiny keyboard.

Should any part of this message prove to be useful in the event of the imminent Zombie Apocalypse then the sender bears no personal, legal, or moral responsibility for any outcome resulting from its usage unless the result of said usage is the unlikely defeat of the Zombie Hordes in which case the sender takes full credit without any theoretical or actual legal liability. :-)

Be nice to your parents.

Go outside and do something awesome - Draw, paint, walk, setup a radio station, go fishing or sailing - just do something that makes you happy.

^G ^G ^G ^G ^G ^G ^G ^G- In more laid back days this line would literally sing ^G ^G ^G ^G ^G ^G ^G ^G