[GreenKeys] Telelphone patented

[Dave Horsfall]

Alexander Bell patented the telephone on this day in 1876, and it's been a 
telemarketoid's wet dream ever since.  My solution?  Get an answering 
machine; marketoids will simply hang up.  Unless of course you have time 
to spare and have a cruel streak, in which case I thoroughly recommend 
http://egbg.home.xs4all.nl/counterscript.html .

And no, I don't know who made the first phone-sex call...

-- 
Dave Horsfall DTM (VK2KFU)  "Those who don't understand security will suffer."