[GreenKeys] goldenkeys technology

[Roy Morgan]

On Nov 29, 2012, at 2:01 PM, Nick England wrote:

> ... Sadly, the Cuban embargo means that we can no longer get the  
> best tape
> stretching oil any more. Sigh...

Oh, but (do NOT tell ANYone about this):  Global warming is slowly  
moving the normal habitat of forest trees to the north.  Warmer up  
north than it used to be.

So the special trees (remember don't tell anyone) used to make the  
tape stretching oil are slowly infiltrating the Florida Keys and the  
okefenokee swamp.  However, in Florida they are having trouble finding  
both full moons and virgins for the right conditions for harvesting.

<truth mode ON>
1. Foresters are in fact studying the possibility of growing some  
trees farther North than previously.
2.  I've flown over that swamp, and was SOoooo glad to get to the  
other side of it.
<truth mode OFF>

Roy

Roy Morgan
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