[GreenKeys] Fwd: FW: The truth

[Bill]

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Happy Memorial Day to everyone






        During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level,
        and so I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I
        waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in
        the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch
        of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive
        rattlesnake and took four "leaks" behind big trees."



        Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors
        man!"


        "No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer




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