[GreenKeys] Bidding Mystery

[KD7JYK DM09]

I have boxes with plenty of chad, even the cards and tape.  I'll tell you
whatever you want to hear and let you pay whatever you can for it!  I also
have the card reader and a magenetic "punch card" reader\writer with
automatic Selectric typewriter, but they aren't for sale.

I saw one twit trying to sell a foot long piece of six sided extruded
aluminum claiming it was some terribly special piece of something that fell
of some other wonderful piece of something else from Area 51.  He wanted a
few C notes for it.  I asked him why his piece of metal was more special
than the equivelent form the local metal supply house, no response.

RIght now, or at least as of a few weeks ago, some douche bag was selling
various Area 51 style parking permits, cheap, a buck or two.  I thought
"what the heck".  Boy did I get nailed, the moron sent me PHOTOCOPIES of the
image he had on ebay!  Last I saw he was offering Area 51 tours for about
$150.  Oh, joy!

Kurt

----- Original Message -----
From: <hunybuny at eskimo.com>

: Well - usually, anyway: I did push the limits on a box of chad that
: had come from AREA 51. They guy swore that it was chad from
: the punched tape that was transmitted to the Pentagon when they
: got that crashed spaceship.