[GreenKeys] away for a couple of days

[gil smith]

Hi folks:

I am having eye surgery later today, and will be away from greenkeys for a 
couple of days.  Nothing serious -- lasik to hopefully let me see without 
glasses.  I will check on any last-minute list admin stuff later before I 
go, but pending requests after that will have to wait until I can see again 
(hopefully tomorrow or Sunday).

Greenkeys was really goofed-up yesterday, but seems to be back to normal 
today.

I'm not one to pass around jokes, and I don't want to start the list doing 
it either, but I thought I pass this one on, to lighten the mood from the 
last couple of days.

gil


Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming
around in Mexico.  While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.  Not only did
it look good, the smell was wonderful.  He asked the waiter, "What is
that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste!  Those are
called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this
morning.  A delicacy!'"

The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."  The waiter
replied, "I am so sorry senor.  There is only one serving per day because
there is only one bull fight each morning.  If you come early and place
your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.  After a
few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I
saw you serve yesterday."  The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
"Si, Senor.  Sometimes the bull wins."





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