[GCARC] Fwd: Wisconsin QSO Party TODAY

[Comcast(Harry.Bryant)]

A very funny invite to the Wisconsin QSO Party.

73

de Harry - AA2WN/3



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Subject: 	Wisconsin QSO Party TODAY
Date: 	Sun, 11 Mar 2018 11:46:08 -0400
From: 	p5a at n4wis.org
To: 	members at n4wis.org



Greetings my fellow Radio Amateurs. Kim Jong-un here - call sign P5A. 
That’s right, Papa Five ALPHA, because I am the only Radio Amateur in 
the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea … EVER.  Actually, rather than 
P5A, you should address me on-the-air as “Supreme Commander Kim” or 
“Dear Leader.”


I am writing to encourage your participation TODAY, starting 1800 UTC, 
in the Wisconsin QSO Party. Why?I simply can’t resist the combination of 
ham and cheese! YUM! If you are one of the lucky ones to work me during 
the Wisconsin QSO Party, you will NOT get any points.Points are an 
imperialist trick only for running dog lackey dotard capitalists.No.If 
you work ME, you will win a prestigious award and cheese-shaped medal 
from the Worked All Central Korea Organization (also known as WACKO).


Hey!How about those Olympics!We won the gold medal for every event that 
we entered - at least that is what I was told. We don’t get NBC here in 
Pyongyang.And how about those cheerleaders!Well … except for the one who 
clapped at the wrong time - she has been sent to a work camp for 
reeducation.

OK, fellow cheeseheads, get to your shack (or in my case, my palace) and 
fire up your rig for the Wisconsin QSO Party.  You may be wondering 
whether I use a Yaesu, Kenwood, or ICOM.  Are you kidding? I would never 
use one of those Japanese rice boxes.  My equipment is strictly 
homebrew, assembled by the hackers of the glorious People’s Red Army.


The finals of my linear amplifier are connected to one of my nuclear 
reactors. When I key down, it makes your hair stand up on end … which is 
how I got this cool haircut.


HEY!  I’m not the only one with a cool haircut!


This is P5A signing off.  Sorry to bail on you early, but I’ve got an 
important meeting to prepare for coming up soon.  I don’t want to be 
like that Elton John song, Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here 
alone!  73, y’all.  QRT.





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