[ForSale-Swap] Swap Two Laptop Computers for One?

[doc]

I need a laptop that offers at absolute minimum: 
166MHz CPU, 64M RAM (or will accept an upgrade to 64M), 
3g HDD, both FDD and CD-Drive mounted at the same time, 
and is SuSE 8.0 compatible (I will have to discover via the 
Internet someone who has successfully loaded it or need the 
opportunity to try myself).

I have to offer one of three swap options (all cash isn't an option): 

NEC Versa 4080H 120MHz Pentium laptop w/ many extra 
parts from another one.  Incl. FDD, HDD, 32M RAM (max), 
battery (and a spare) AC adapter, etc.

IBM 360cse  486 DX/2-50 laptop w/DC adapter, FDD, etc.

OR 

The IBM laptop and ...

an AMD K6-266MMX desktop w/128M RAM, 3.2g HDD, 
24x CD-drive, fdd, monitor, keyboard, mouse.

OR

Either pair of computers and a small amount of cash, depending on 
the laptop offered (OR, one of these computers plus a little cash).

Note:  Prefer a local swap but will consider shipping everything 
but the monitor.

Thanks! & 73, doc kd4e in west central Florida