[Fists] Re: Dan N8IE

[JohnEXI@aol.com]

Subject: [Fists] RE: Artificial Grounds, STOP THE INSANITY

Nick,
artificial gravity comes from buttering the back of a cat and dropping it to
the floor. Since a cat ALWAYS lands on it's feet, and the butter side of
bread ALWAYS land down on the floor, the cat will hover just inches off the
floor and spin. Thus creating artificial gravity!

Try it, it works. :-D


Dan:
Thanks a lot! I did what you said with my cat, buttered its back dropped it 
from the third story window. Now my cat is dead!  Anymore good ideas.

John,WB2EXI

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