[Elecraft] The new KX19

[Michael Cozzi]

     Sadly, no hams I know have the 1.21 gigawatts needed to initiate 
the reaction.

     73

     Emmet Brown- GR8SCT


On 4/1/2018 1:56 PM, kevinr wrote:
> Announcing Elecraft’s super secret KX19 with Time Displacement 
> Circuitry (patent pending).
>
>
> If you want to run a multi-multi single op station simply time jump 
> repeatedly into the contest period from any other time during the year 
> (or century for that matter). Run stations for two hours and then rest 
> in another time. It will keep you fresh for those 500 Q/hr runs. Since 
> you will be well rested you can rack up extraordinary scores. The 
> standard liquid nitrogen cooling system is able to dissipate the waste 
> heat from the 25 Petawatt fusion reactor under normal use. Liquid 
> helium cooling systems are available on special order. Antigravity 
> mods let you take the KX19 on camping trips, ocean cruises, or even 
> pedestrian mobile. The additional 5 Petawatt power source for the 
> antigravity modules necessitates the liquid helium cooling module. 
> Call Elecraft today for a quote.
>
> /Time displacement of 1957 ionospheric conditions is frowned upon by 
> most reputable contesters. Modifying the fusion reactor voids 
> Elecraft’s warranty. It may eliminate small sections of the continent 
> too. Alterations to the time displacement circuitry also voids the 
> warranty and may permanently place the user in another time stream. 
> Each use of the KX19 envelops the operator in their own pocket 
> universe to minimize the time paradox problem. Avoid having more than 
> two KX19 transceivers operating in close proximity. There is a slight 
> danger of forming a black hole when there are three running in one 
> room. If you experience a gravitational anomaly evacuate immediately 
> and wait for a few hours before returning. The micro black hole will 
> have evaporated by then./
>
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