[Elecraft] Kit Shipping Schedule Theory

[Guy Olinger K2AV]

The newest discovery in the Mayan Calendar turmoil is that the end on
December 2012 was actually a printer's (stonecutter's) error.  The work
order specified February 2112, the 2000th anniversary of some neighborhood
deity.   The calendar was to be used as the patio center stone at the local
Olive Garden, where the group had booked the entire restaurant for the
festival.

The data clerk and public relations staff at the office of StoneCutMaya,
Inc, apologize abjectly for any concerns this may have caused.

Further investigation by the local Chamber of Commerce revealed that the
calendar was supposed to be done on a larger stone, which was not in stock,
and would have been a six month backorder, and missed the festival.  So the
cutter got as far as he could with the stone in stock.  StoneCutMaya, Inc,
has had their Chamber of Commerce rating reduced to B- for all the furor,
and for failing to inform the customer of the back order situation in time
to place the order elsewhere on a properly sized stone.

73, Guy.

On Tue, May 1, 2012 at 10:45 PM, Bob <WB4SON at gmail.com> wrote:

> I have it on Mayan authority that the actual end of the world is now
> expected to be delayed until November 2012.  While the Mayan's regret the
> delay, rest assured that the results will be even more gruesome because of
> the refined death process.
>
> On the up side, I plan on making several hundred extra KX3 QRP contacts
> during my extra time.
>
> 73, Bob, WB4SON
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