[Elecraft] Elecrafter Seeks Help!

[Ron D'Eau Claire]

Heaven help you if she finds out that Val is short for Valerie! 

Ron AC7AC

-----Original Message-----
    I'm in serious need of help from my fellow Elecrafters.
    Rosin-tainted smoke lingers overhead as I toil with bleary eyes to
assemble a new K2, relying on the happy experience of a K1 build a short
time ago. All is bliss around my cozy workbench, but the XYL is hovering
nearby and threatening bodily mayhem! She says if she sees one more of those
little notes from this mysterious Ms. Christine about packing my bags for
me, she's going to do the job herself and send me on my way! 
    I can't help myself, these clandestine exchanges between myself and
Elecraft's "Lady of the Parts Room" have become the very soul of my
existence!
    I'm desperately seeking your support in pleading with Christine to
shorten her name to Chris. Maybe then the growing flurry of those little
white papers won't jeopardize my marriage. Help me out, fellas!!
    Dale K6PJV