[Elecraft] Pelican Micro Case #1060 - Hilarious Guarantee!

[Phil Wheeler]

Equalled by Elecraft's "insulted" wire errata (one of the KX1 
accessories) with footnote saying that it is against Elecraft policy to 
say ill of hookup wire.

73, Phil

Ronald W. Evans wrote:

> A recent thread here extolled the virtues of the Pelican Micro Case 
> #1060 for protecting the KX1...for example while backpacking.  It all 
> sounded great, so I bought one.
>
> The case is incredible, but the guarantee is PRICELESS!  The guarantee 
> sports the lofty title -- "PELICAN UNCONDITIONAL LIFETIME GUARANTEE OF 
> EXCELLENCE."  The guarantee is basically a lifetime guarantee against 
> breakage or defects in workmanship.
>
> It is the one BOLD PRINT exclusion at the end of the guarantee that 
> has had me laughing ever since I read it.  The exclusion reads:
>
> "THE ABOVE GUARANTEE DOES NOT COVER SHARKBITE, BEAR ATTACK, OR 
> CHILDREN UNDER 5"
>
> You gotta admire a company with that kind of funnybone!
>